NOT REAL NEWS: A look at what didn't happen this weekSenegal's new prime minister criticizes French military presence in the West African countryPennsylvania school district's decision to cut song from student concert raises concernsEU bans 4 more Russian media outlets from broadcasting in the bloc, citing disinformationSome of the Catholic Church's bestProtect yourself from ticks with these tipsIsco fractures fibula and is out of contention for Spain's European Championship squadPunxsutawney Phil and Phyllis's baby names revealedThe unofficial spokesman for the American muscle car, Tim Kuniskis, is retiringViolence in New Caledonia subsides slightly as France sends reinforcements for security